excellent XKCD. I love this one because growing up, I didn't understand the difference between a simile and an analogy, which they teach you in year 3 or 4 or school (or so I seem to recall). I always thought language is a bit of a funny thing.
I hope you all are having a great 4th Holiday - unless you're not in the US, in which case I hope you're having a nice Monday the 5th. :) I need to get my behind to work, though, to get some things done!