I had to double check my beer. I thought to myself, gosh, that can't be right. Nope. There it was, hanging in the air! Who wants to fly a hot air balloon over a bunch of waterfowl hunters, anyhow? That doesn't strike me (hahahaha!) as very bright.
Somehow, they avoided demise.
How do you get a hot-air-balloon to work in Fairbanks in the winter? Easy, just get the air warmer than -20. :p