Friday 30 October 2009

Invading Soviet Canukistan

I've long been suspicious of Canada. After all, how could a country so big, with cold weather be so rotten at Hockey? Just look at the last time they came even close to the Stanley Cup. That just smells plain fishy to me. What's worse, they never told the Queen to take a hike like the US did. I think conflict between the US and Canada isn't just innevitable, but desirable. Let's finish what the country started in 1812! Luckily, there are already military plans in the works for our invasion of Canada... albeit from the 1930s.

We're coming for you, maple leaf loving jerks!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

... on not telling the Queen to take a hike: Robertson Davies called Canada "the daughter that stayed at home" as opposed to the US who struck out in the world...

William B Swift said...

Also with the passport requirement for Canada now. If I remember the history correctly, Europe first began requiring passports for travelers as part of the run-up to the First World War.


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