When it comes to those dumb foot pads (they did a `too little too late` NPR story on them), I have only one question: How do you enhance a grapefruit? Can I buy an enhanced grapefruit at the Enhanced Fred Meyer's? If so, I want a dozen. The quality of my breakfast demands no less!
Tomorrow: Braving the DMV. I'll need, like, an enhanced pineapple for that. Or a double amplified energized bowl of blueberries.