When it comes to those dumb foot pads (they did a `too little too late` NPR story on them), I have only one question: How do you enhance a grapefruit? Can I buy an enhanced grapefruit at the Enhanced Fred Meyer's? If so, I want a dozen. The quality of my breakfast demands no less!
Tomorrow: Braving the DMV. I'll need, like, an enhanced pineapple for that. Or a double amplified energized bowl of blueberries.
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Experience the "natural power or nature"!
That's just... astounding! Where do I put my credit card number?
Oh wow! Tourmaline and amethyst. I was just telling a friend this week that I understood completely if he was turned off by a girl who was either A) into astrology or B) believed that jewelry conferred medical benefits.
But! But! It uses quantum vibrations! There's quantum right in the name, how can it /not/ be legit?!
I never got the magnet thing, but maybe it's because I associate magnets with breaking stuff - like, say, harddrive platters. :p
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