Well stop it, now, and Porn Block every site that’s not Conservapedia,That's great! I was going to do a blog post about which senators we should assassinate, and the list will surely speed things along.
the home of conservative pedophiles“The Trustworthy Encyclopedia.” For example, say your home-schooled-in-Christ kid needs to do a report on which states would benefit from Dem senators who, tragically, “were unable to complete their terms and were replaced by qualified Republicans by their Republican governors.” Where to go? That homosexual devil box “Wikipedia” surely would be of no assistance, to Patriots!
Sadly, some of my `Conservapedia's greatest hits` have been taken down out of embarrassment. Use of commonwealth Enlish (which is what I learned to use, you might have notice) is apparently a sign of flaming liberal bias. On this page, there used to be a picture of Jesus riding a dinosaur (as he often did in the bible) stroking an iguana. Luckily, the internet has saved it for me:
Jesus approves you assassinating senators. So does his pet iguana, Pookey.