Thursday, 8 January 2009

When Pandas Attack.

There was another mauling in a Chinese Zoo, when a man jumped a barrier into a panda enclosure.Obviously, I blame the bear. They are, after all, heathen animals that only desire to feast on our flesh. The bear is a repeat offender, as the bear had mauled a person who tried to hug it, on the grounds that the human was drunk.

I've written about the danger of these monsters before.
Remember, the only good Panda Bear is an extinct panda bear.

1 comment:

Alaskan Dave Down Under said...

Any moron who jumps into an enclosure with a wild animal deserves whatever s/he gets! Remember the Binky t-shirts with the shoe in his mouth? LOL!