Three ways the LHC could destroy the world, ranked by how silly they are.
I believe that I don't need to add anything there. :)
In other news, Clean Up Day is May 8. To be honest, at the rate snow is melting I think we'll be in garbage wonderland far before then. My neighbour's roof is nearly snowless already, and the road leading to my home is nothing but slush. Given how warm it's been, and how little snow we got to begin with, I think mudseason is here to stay for a bit.
Finally, an observation: I tried to teach a student that things aren't black and white in wildlife management, the other day, but I absolutely failed.
:ducks the rotten fruit:
Happy April foolish day!