First, to the stranger who gave me a 12 mile lift to get my spare keyset when I locked my keys in my truck: Quyana cakneq. You are what makes Fairbanks so great.
Now, what does
have in common? Supporters who aren't engaging their brains. Come on. Obama as Jesus? Give me a break. Yes, that'll totally convince people that you're not in some strange personality cult.
And I'll let FireyBlazingHandbasket tear apart the `Atillia the Mom` shirt for the most part, adding only - They do know Attila the Hun was a scourge of the people, right?